When taking pictures for any purpose (business or pleasure) it is important to always remember the motto: Sex Sells. I tell this to my 8th grade students as part of our Persuasion Unit. It doesn’t matter how ugly or fat a person may be, that person can still use his/her sex appeal to to inform, persuade or entertain audiences.
For this reason it is essential to always have “sexy pics” on hand. Sexy pics are pictures taken of a person with a sexual tone and/or expression. There are several ways to develop the nature of a sexy pic, but these are some basic guidelines.
#1: Take sexy pics whenever you travel. This particular sexy pic session was taken when my roommate and I wanted to do a “The Wire Tour” of Baltimore. Nice Baltimore hotels are REALLY cheap, so it was great location to take some sexy pics. For the most part, Baltimore is not a sexy city. I used my iPhone as a camera for these sexy pics.
#2: Choose a sexy pose. This sexy pose utilizes the basic idea that I am a large feline growling and scratching at you. For some reason this pose makes people feel sexy. There are several sexy poses you can make, many of them are animal poses. I was inspired by the complimentary cheetah robe that the hotel provided.
#3: Take a sexy pic in a location that implies sex. This is a picture I took in the shower of our hotel room. Obviously, a shower is a sexy place. Other sexy places are (in no particular order): dark caves, dance clubs and janitor’s closets.
#4: Make an orgasmic face. This final tactic is useful when you have a mirror present. Some orgasm-faces are very unsexy. In fact, I would urge most males to NOT use this technique. If you have difficulty making an orgasmic expression, then emulate the expression that a Food Network host (see Giada DeLaurentiis) makes after taking a bite of their own food.
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