We here at Chet Watkins have been going through a lot of changes lately and in the process have neglected our web presence here at ChetWatkins.com. We are very pleased to welcome 3 more new members to the fold: Karsten Cross, Lauren Olson and Justin Peters. For the past 5 months they have been helping us step up our comedic game and it’s been great experimenting with the new team dynamic. Be on the lookout for some posts from our new members in the near future.
In the mean time we’ll be performing every Wednesday at 9PM during the month of May at the Magnet Theater (254 W 29th Street). For more information about our new members check out our updated BIO page as well! Thanks for stoppin’ by.
Tonight, Chet Watkins is taking part in the 12th Annual Vancouver Improv Festival as one of the invited international ensembles. The world probably isn’t ready for the intense and raw comedic stylings of Chet Watkins but Jana Schmieding, Christian Paluck and Kelly Kreye will bring it to the world anyway. If somehow/someway you are in that part of the world tonight you can see the show at 9:30PM at Performance Works in Granville Island Vancouver.
If you happen to still be wandering around lost and a lone tonight in New York City you can catch Chris Camp in the Armando Diaz Experience at the Magnet Theater. Armando will be the Armando. Should be a fun show.
In show news, you will be able to catch Chet Watkins every Wednesday in October at 10PM. We can’t wait to see your grossed out and generally disapproving faces at that late night time.
This week we are kicking off Audience Appreciation Month in style. We will have free beers, prizes, a 50/50 draw. Aaaaaand!! You, our amazing audience, will pick the two forms we will perform. We can’t wait to see your smiling faces!
Chet Watkins is revealing their hipster persona by performing this Wednesday night at The Brick Theater in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. The details are below.
Chet Waktins has survived some major events over the last two years. A total lunar eclipse, withdraw from Iraq, Middle East revolutions, Australian flood, Iceland’s volcanic ash, and an economic downturn that has effected some of our nearest and dearest. Despite the complete insanity that our world has become, Chet Watkins has prevailed, consistently bringing you to hysterics week in and week out.
Well, we couldn’t have done it without you! So come and celebrate our 2 year anniversary as an improv team this Friday, March 4th with a hilarious show followed by an insane round of karaoke. We’ll be providing snacks and treats, and of course at the Magnet there are great beer specials. Here are the details:
Show: 8pm – 9pm @ the Magnet Theater (make your reservations!)
Before I got myself involved into the world of comedy, I was trying to get involved in the world of music. There was a long history of amazing bands I was in. Benny J Wooster and The Crazy Irishmen, Subpar and Los Laundros. I spanned all genre’s and in 2001 I had my big break. Naughty by Nature invited my friend Nick and I on stage in the middle of one of their concerts to see if we had what it takes to become musics next sensation like Eminem and Britney Spears.
Nick and I were nervous but we knew exactly what we had to do. Instead of free styling we would perform a song we would rap between friends while trying to pass the time during summers at Charvale Pool in Burnt Hills, NY. This rap had proven success over our hometown crowd so it had to work here. Well we were met with the following reaction. YouTube paaaa-leaze -
West Coast – the lyrics
West Coast West Coast, Get Yourself some toast. I don’t mean to boast but I got the most West Coast.
Crusin’ round the ghettos watchin homies get dissed, chuggin down a 40 man I gotta take a piss. Slammin down a 40, slappin round a bitch, pop a cap and kick his ass and throw ‘em in a ditch.
West Coast West Coast, Get Yourself some toast. I don’t mean to boast but I got the most West Coast.
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But like the contestants on American Idol that sometimes get cut in an earlier season, I will rise like a phoenix and my music career will take off again. All I have to do is convince Chet Watkins to let me take over our hour long show so that I can showcase my wide range of musical abilities.
Hmmm… well we do have a show tonight at 8pm…
(beep boop ba beep boop… ring ring ring… Hey guys I got an idea!)
When taking pictures for any purpose (business or pleasure) it is important to always remember the motto: Sex Sells. I tell this to my 8th grade students as part of our Persuasion Unit. It doesn’t matter how ugly or fat a person may be, that person can still use his/her sex appeal to to inform, persuade or entertain audiences.
For this reason it is essential to always have “sexy pics” on hand. Sexy pics are pictures taken of a person with a sexual tone and/or expression. There are several ways to develop the nature of a sexy pic, but these are some basic guidelines.
#1: Take sexy pics whenever you travel. This particular sexy pic session was taken when my roommate and I wanted to do a “The Wire Tour” of Baltimore. Nice Baltimore hotels are REALLY cheap, so it was great location to take some sexy pics. For the most part, Baltimore is not a sexy city. I used my iPhone as a camera for these sexy pics.
#2: Choose a sexy pose. This sexy pose utilizes the basic idea that I am a large feline growling and scratching at you. For some reason this pose makes people feel sexy. There are several sexy poses you can make, many of them are animal poses. I was inspired by the complimentary cheetah robe that the hotel provided.
#3: Take a sexy pic in a location that implies sex. This is a picture I took in the shower of our hotel room. Obviously, a shower is a sexy place. Other sexy places are (in no particular order): dark caves, dance clubs and janitor’s closets.
#4: Make an orgasmic face. This final tactic is useful when you have a mirror present. Some orgasm-faces are very unsexy. In fact, I would urge most males to NOT use this technique. If you have difficulty making an orgasmic expression, then emulate the expression that a Food Network host (see Giada DeLaurentiis) makes after taking a bite of their own food.
Hello everyone, how’s your nuts? Are they cold? I don’t have nuts and my nuts are cold. Ghost nuts. Cold Ghost NUTS. There’s only one thing to warm up your ghost nuts…HOPE. Hope for the future. Hope for the change of season. Hope that the ramen store down the street delivers to my house. So I offer up to you this video and song about a special place of hope: The WORMHOLE.