Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m funny?
Henry Hill: It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy. [laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What’s funny about it? Like the improv group CHET WATKINS who perform at the Magnet Theater? They perform tonight at 10 pm? Funny like them?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus… Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you’re funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little messed up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to amuse you? Is that it? Funny like CHET WATKINS? They play tonight at 10 pm. Should we go see what funny is? Huh?! What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Maybe we should go the Magnet Mixer that CHET WATKINS is hosting tonight. Then, I can do some improv too and then you can tell me what’s so funny!
Henry Hill: Tommy, no, we don’t have to…just… you know, it’s how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the heck am I funny, what the heck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering nut ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning. Let’s pay the bill and see CHET WATKINS tonight at 10 pm at the Magnet Theater!